A Royal Crush

Hey guys! Now, I know what you're thinking; "Oh. You're back. You've been gone A WHOLE FREAKING MONTH!!!!!! How could you leave me like this?!?!?!?! I checked your site EVERY SINGLE DAY and found NOTHING!!! I thought you were different."  This is where I shall respond with "Cool your jets, drama queens!" Nutty and I have been very busy lately with trips, work, tests, and (dramatic pause) COLLEGE PLANNING! :) We missed you very much though, and are happy to be back.

Speaking of drama queens.... Royal Wedding tomorrow!!!! Woot! Congrats, Kate and Will! Please make it quick though; we Americans have become ridiculously obsessed and its getting out of hand.  I don't think I can take much more royal nuptial lunacy.  People are dressed up all weird and getting up way early in the morning just to bake "tea time snacks" and basicallywatch disney movie.  Granted, Elizabeth and I do that once a week over the summer, but really? Why can't you focus on something more important? Something enthralling, something controversial, something that really shouldn't be ignored any longer, something.... something with glorious red hair and better looks than his older brother ;)

Ha ha, readers! You thought "Wow, this teenaged girl actually would rather talk about important issues than the royal wedding!" The answer is yes, I'd love to, but this entry is all about that red-headed royal, Prince Harry.  First of all, I'd like to put this out there: If any of you know Prince Harry, tell him he's got the wrong Chelsea. (Yes, I know she spells her name differently. But she's WRONG.) It could totally work out. I'm going to be a movie star eventually, so I've got the whole high-society thing going for me. Also, Harry and I are almost exactly 8 years apart. That age gap isn't even creepy by normal people standards, let alone famous people ones. And in a couple years, when I'm still cute and young, OTHER Chelsy will be a little past spring chicken status (last time I checked, once you're not a kid, younger = better). See? Match made in (my weird little corner of) Heaven. Readers, why does the public focus so much more on William? Sure, Harry's had some issues, but who hasn't? He cleaned up his act, for the most part, and is a very nice young man now.  Oh yeah, and he's HOT! Come on, look at his face! Captivating blue eyes, strong chin, playful smile... and have I mentioned the hair yet? Because it's awesome. And his abs? Chiseled to perfection. And yet, all of these flawless features have spent years hidden in good old Willy's slightly less fabulous shadow. It's a damn shame, really.  But now that William is officially no longer the most eligible bachelor on the face of the earth, Harry finally gets his chance to shine (and realize that the RIGHT Chelsea is waiting for him in America).

Well, my dear readers, I'll let you get to sleep now, since some of you plan to wake up again in a few hours to watch all the grand festivities.  Enjoy! I'll be asleep, dreaming of the day when MY prince shows up :)

P.S. Think I'm not serious about being a movie star eventually? Well, put your money where your mouth is! Please go on amazon.com and order the movie my friends and I made this summer, "The Odd Spot"! It's a really fun, clever film.  Here's a link to the first trailer for the movie, for your entertainment:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBAXQYg_eyI